Monday, August 31, 2009

Not Your Classic Burglar

LPD just responded to a residence after the caller claimed her home was burglarized. When police arrived, they did in fact fing the home ransacked. However, upon the arrival of the police, the women explained that her roommate had just notified her that in fact it was their dog who 'burglarized' the home and not a burglar. Nobody was injured during the burglary and no charges were filed against the dog.
TLS-CCP

5 comments:

Growling said...

Where is PETA now? Why aren't they demanding equal justice for the animal?

I will bet you a million bucks that if the perpetrator would've been a human they would've for sure been charged!!

I can hear them barking now "No Justice No Peace"!!

Oy Vey said...

to Growling - It says NO charges were filed against the dog.

Anonymous said...

this burg-l-er sonds more like a HOT DOG!

Anonymous said...

About this news news item, yeh, the dog ate my homework. What really happen?

Spectator said...

To Oy Vey -

I think Growling's cynical joke went above your head.

He/She obviously meant that the animal rights meshugaim are always fighting to gain only 'positive' rights for the animals equal to or greater than humans, but would never advocate for a two-way street where the animals would be subjected to at least equal liability under the law..

I guess it's what they call a "tife" joke..