Monday, June 22, 2009

EXCLUSIVE Breaking News: Assault On Park Avenue

BREAKING NEWS: Police have just arrested a Hispanic male responsible for an attack on a woman on park Avenue, early this morning. The man attacked the woman and fled, while the woman ran to a nearby office where she called police. After approximately ten minutes, the man was arrested on 2nd Street. Another job well done by our men in blue.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

was hatzola called?

TLS Editor said...

To Anon @ 9:32

Hatzolah was not called for this incident.