Thursday, February 26, 2009

BREAKING NEWS Anthrax Scare In Sterling Forest UPDATED

BREAKING NEWS:: A yungerman from Sterling Forest received a wedding invitation in the mail today, which was clearly tampered with. When he opened it, he discovered the white substance. Fearing it may be anthrax, he quickly called the Police. Police arrived along with HAZMAT to check all who may have come in contact with the powdery substance. Being that the yungerman brought the mail with him to the kollel on Rt 88, where he learns, Police have shut down the kolle area and have not let anyone in or out.

Update 11:50 p.m.
Police have just reopened the kollel after testing the substance and the results returning negative.

(TLS-21 TLS-211 TLS-07)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

They were baking cakes for shalach monos while doing the invitations, and some flour got into the envelope.